How Donald Trump Sees The Globe
我們之前介紹過台灣人眼中的世界地圖,這次我們看看唐納·川普眼中的世界
(Donald Trump唐納·川普是誰?
唐納·約翰·川普是一個美國商業大亨、電視名人和作家。他是川普集團董事長及總裁，也是川普娛樂公司的創始人，在全世界經營房地產、賭場和飯店。一直以來，川普因為奢華的生活方式和直言不諱的性格而聲名大噪，最近則由於擔任自己的NBC實境節目秀《誰是接班人》的主持人而更廣為人知。川普的父親是紐約著名房地產開發商佛瑞德·川普。
唐納·川普於2015年06月16日正式宣布競選2016年美國總統選舉的共和黨初選。)
THE AMERICAS
Trump, formerly the United States of America, is the world's largest and best country. It's downright huge (pronounced "yuge"). The country now known as Climate Change Is a Hoax, which is losing 90 miles of cubic ice each year, is named after The Donald's stance on global warming.
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EUROPE, AFRICA, THE MIDDLE EAST
Across the Atlantic from Trump is a continent called Obama Is From Here. It neighbors the Middle East, an area of the world that has been graced by the holiest of men: Bradley Cooper and Clint Eastwood. Oh, and don't forget Dumb Opinion About Muslims!
ASIA
All eyes are on the young, hostile nation of North Korea. It can be found just South of South Korea. Wait --
Now onto arguably the most powerful dynasty in the world: The New England Patriots. This economic powerhouse received its name from Trump's recent comparison between Tom Brady's crew and Chinese leadership. The Patriots share a border with They Copied My Taj Mahal, a country that totally ripped off Trump's Atlantic City casino.
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